The Pancake Wolf

Once upon a time there was a wolf. One day me and my sister went to a pancake shop. We thought that the person that owned the pancake shop was human, but he was a wolf. One night we snuck into the pancake shop. He saw us peaking out of the door. We pretended to be wolves too. In the pancake shop there was a door that lead to his house, and he showed us around. He showed us how he made pancakes, and our souls froze. And we ran away as fast as we could, leading the wolf after us. One morning, because we saw how he made the pancakes. Through the metal machine, he sucked up a little girls mother. We ran back and we saw how he made the pancakes again. He put the woman in an orange tube that was see through orange. And this yellow liquid started to pour over her. There was a little see through door in the middle of it and there was this orange tube of paste that he put round the womans eyes. And there was this blue paste, and he put that on her eyes as well. And made her transform into a flat pancake. And then he took the pancake out and squeezed some golden syrup on her. And with a spade, shovelled her mouth, nose and eyes off. And put some banana on top. When a visitor came, it was the mothers little girl, and she didn't know that her Mother was the pancake, and ate her mother. When we came back, the wolf said: "You're not actually wolves, you're human beings!" We got really angry, and started beating the wolf up. And he died. The End.