Sunday, 17 November 2013

The Dragon Up Above

This story starts with a dragon called Paul he was certainly very tall, he had sharp teeth, and his favourite place was the Coral Reef. He came from France and he never wore underpants.

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Witch poem

I once found a witch, that gave a little twitch, it came from the mountain of fire, I thought she was a liar. She was green and a drama queen. She ate a green frog, and she lived in a bog. She was a dirty old hag and she ate from an old grocery bag. Every time I came by, she opened one eye. she said, "Good gracious me, I'd rather have some tea, than eating a grocery. I'd rather swim in the sea." Once my little boy ate his rather cute toy I know it sounds silly, but it is a possibility. And I know it sounds nice, like a bowl of spice.

Friday, 18 October 2013

The Pancake Wolf

Once upon a time there was a wolf. One day me and my sister went to a pancake shop. We thought that the person that owned the pancake shop was human, but he was a wolf. One night we snuck into the pancake shop. He saw us peaking out of the door. We pretended to be wolves too. In the pancake shop there was a door that lead to his house, and he showed us around. He showed us how he made pancakes, and our souls froze. And we ran away as fast as we could, leading the wolf after us. One morning, because we saw how he made the pancakes. Through the metal machine, he sucked up a little girls mother. We ran back and we saw how he made the pancakes again. He put the woman in an orange tube that was see through orange. And this yellow liquid started to pour over her. There was a little see through door in the middle of it and there was this orange tube of paste that he put round the womans eyes. And there was this blue paste, and he put that on her eyes as well. And made her transform into a flat pancake. And then he took the pancake out and squeezed some golden syrup on her. And with a spade, shovelled her mouth, nose and eyes off. And put some banana on top. When a visitor came, it was the mothers little girl, and she didn't know that her Mother was the pancake, and ate her mother. When we came back, the wolf said: "You're not actually wolves, you're human beings!" We got really angry, and started beating the wolf up. And he died. The End.

Daddy and me

It all starts with me and my Daddy. We had a tea party and my friends came too. Me and my Dad made the cake. First we made the cake mix, we added some sticky egg and mixed it in the bowl, and splashed milk in too. After, we baked it, then we made the vanilla icing and mixed it in the bowl. When the cake was ready we blobbed the icing over the cake and put some sprinkles on top. We let it cool down, when it was done we decorate it in the garden. First we hung the balloons up, when we were done we heard a knock at the door. It was Laila, she was wearing a bright blue dress. Then we heard another knock on the door. It was Esme and Jess, then Fred and Jacob. My sister went to her friend Tessas house, so Tess was bringing my sister home. When all of our friends came we had a boogie. We chopped the cake up into quarters. After we had the great party, we looked at each other and smiled. The end

Thursday, 11 July 2013

Ella's song

Hold your horses, Jonny's come to rest. Hold your horses, Jonny doesn't want food. He doesn't want to be the Northern Spirit for the King. He doesn't want a brides ring, he only wants peace. All the biggest fakers that own the country boring! Da da, thank you everybody.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

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Tamsin

I found a lucky bud in the little miss wood! It is orange. This is my lucky bud, it's a girl and it's orange and green and its favourite animal is a lady bug. It can turn invisible, and she's got a belly power. Its name is Tamsin. She's got two friends there called Abby and Esme.

Prince and Princess

Once upon a time there was a King and a Queen, and a lovely Princess, and a beautiful Rainicorn, and a cat, and the most loveliest, loveliest Princess. That the Prince wanted to marry. But the King and Queen declared that he couldn't. One night, the Queen granted a Ball and the Prince was invited. But he had to bring a Princess. But he couldn't find one to dance with, for the ball. Also, the Princess, when the Prince was looking for one last one, he bumped into the Princess. The Princess said, "Hello, what's your name?", and rubbed her head. Because they bumped into each other. The Prince said, "Will you come to the Ball with me?" And the Princess said, "Yes, I will." So they walked back to the Ball. At the Ball, everybody wore fancy clothes. But when the King saw that they were together, he shouted for the Prince to go home. His cat was a magical cat, because he could actually talk, and he said to the Prince, "Why are you sad, in the night of the day?". "Because the King wont let me dance with the Princess at the Ball." "The Rainicorn could magically make him want the Princess to dance with you, if you really wanted", said the cat. So the Prince decided "Yes!" So they set off back to the Ball. Whilst they were there, the rainicorn magically turned the King, wanting the Princess to dance with the Prince. And then he let them dance all day long. The End...

Ellas Bad Dream

Once upon a time there was a girl called Mummy, and a little sister called Ella, and a big sister called Jessica. And Jessica and Ella were at school. And it was playtime and everyone saw a UFO. And it was dark and it was night time. Everybody rushed home, and locked their doors, every single one of them. And then there was a movie starting. And the person on the telly said, "I'll show you what the alien looks like", and he said as well, "Please help!" So we went to the lifts, and Mummy went to the ground floor to save herself, whilst we stayed on the top floor. Mummy went and turned into one. She had a green head, no eyes, no nose, and sharp teeth in her mouth. And we rushed down to save her. But she was already turned into one. So we fighted the monsters, and they were all dead. And then we went back home and hugged Daddy. The End...