I once found a witch,
that gave a little twitch,
it came from the mountain of fire,
I thought she was a liar.
She was green
and a drama queen.
She ate a green frog,
and she lived in a bog.
She was a dirty old hag
and she ate from an old grocery bag.
Every time I came by,
she opened one eye.
she said, "Good gracious me,
I'd rather have some tea,
than eating a grocery.
I'd rather swim in the sea."
Once my little boy
ate his rather cute toy
I know it sounds silly,
but it is a possibility.
And I know it sounds nice,
like a bowl of spice.
Sunday, 20 October 2013
Friday, 18 October 2013
The Pancake Wolf
Once upon a time there was a wolf. One day me and my sister went to a pancake shop. We thought that the person that owned the pancake shop was human, but he was a wolf. One night we snuck into the pancake shop. He saw us peaking out of the door. We pretended to be wolves too. In the pancake shop there was a door that lead to his house, and he showed us around. He showed us how he made pancakes, and our souls froze. And we ran away as fast as we could, leading the wolf after us.
One morning, because we saw how he made the pancakes. Through the metal machine, he sucked up a little girls mother. We ran back and we saw how he made the pancakes again. He put the woman in an orange tube that was see through orange. And this yellow liquid started to pour over her. There was a little see through door in the middle of it and there was this orange tube of paste that he put round the womans eyes. And there was this blue paste, and he put that on her eyes as well. And made her transform into a flat pancake. And then he took the pancake out and squeezed some golden syrup on her. And with a spade, shovelled her mouth, nose and eyes off. And put some banana on top. When a visitor came, it was the mothers little girl, and she didn't know that her Mother was the pancake, and ate her mother. When we came back, the wolf said: "You're not actually wolves, you're human beings!" We got really angry, and started beating the wolf up. And he died. The End.
Daddy and me
It all starts with me and my Daddy. We had a tea party and my friends came too. Me and my Dad made the cake. First we made the cake mix, we added some sticky egg and mixed it in the bowl, and splashed milk in too. After, we baked it, then we made the vanilla icing and mixed it in the bowl. When the cake was ready we blobbed the icing over the cake and put some sprinkles on top. We let it cool down, when it was done we decorate it in the garden. First we hung the balloons up, when we were done we heard a knock at the door. It was Laila, she was wearing a bright blue dress. Then we heard another knock on the door. It was Esme and Jess, then Fred and Jacob. My sister went to her friend Tessas house, so Tess was bringing my sister home. When all of our friends came we had a boogie. We chopped the cake up into quarters. After we had the great party, we looked at
each other and smiled. The end
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